Asked by Anonymous
Doing bad on a job interview and them still calling you back 😢
Talking to a supervisor and getting a full refund with a 50% discount on your next 5 purchases.
When you ask a girl if you were good last night and she reply: “🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🙊🙊💦💦💦”
When u been thirsty all day and u finally get a cold drink down ur throat
When a thirst follow, Follows you back
When you hear that song that used to be YOUR SHIT that you’ve been trying to find for the past 3 years
Like when you get 100 on your final
Like when you were a baby who’d been crying so hard for so long because you were sooo hungry and you finally get a perfectly sized nipple in you mouth 😋
^ lick emoji doe? fammmmm you do know thats your mom right ?
Reblogged from killzonedepartment
ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS HOW SHE FOLDED HER HIJABS TO LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF THE CHARACTER, THAT IS SUCH A LOVELY AND GREAT IDEA. OHMYGOD
Reblogged from bilbotheunicorn
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
Reblogged from land-nymph
shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”